Hum Noi

Hum Noi is Thai slang for small penis.

see small penis

"Hey you over there you have a hum noi"

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Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

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humming-bird

a very skilled oral sex technique preformed by Naomi (that's i moan backwards) on Belinda (or vis versa) at super sex in Montreal. The tounge vibrates on the clit at a extreme speed, as if it were the wings on a humming bird.

"Boys watch this, this is called the humming-bird."
"Holy shit how do you get your tounge to go that fast, i got to practice that."

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hum job

vegitarian oral sex

i.e. no meat but two veg

this involves your "friend" placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound

this is extremely pleasurable

"i want to suck ur scrotum"

"why,ok thats called a hum job"

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Hum baby

Baseball chatter in which the infielders encourage the pitcher to fire off a fast ball, so fast that it hums. It was in widespread use in 1960s Little League (I know from experience) and probably predates that, so the Roger Craig origin in the mid 80's that several people have reported is simply incorrect.

"Hey, batter, batter! Hum babe. Hum baby, hum!"

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Hum Balls

When ideally a female but can be and anyone places your balls and your ball sack in their mouth and slightly makes a humming sound. This sends a nice vibration through your balls

MAN: hello sexy how bout some hum balls?
Female: I would like nothing more than to give you hum balls

This is a sexual act and a good one at that.

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Default Hum

When someone Hums a tune without thinking about it or to cover up a mistake. Usually the same tune is used.

Raul always default hums when he messes up to try not to raise suspicion.