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To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.
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It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.
The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.
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The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...
Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
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When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.
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The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped
Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop
While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
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