i could give a fuck

Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"

Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"

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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter

"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"

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I don't give a fap

a disappointment

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you

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I don't give a fuck

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.

I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers

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I Don't Give a Lol

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.

Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.

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I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

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I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it

Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple

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