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iphone

A great phone that when you use, doesn't leave smudge marks although people that can't afford one or have something against apple make it out to be a piece of shit.
The internet is not slow for a mobil phone
Like people don't get bored of other phones? you idiots act liek it's special to want a new phone
Its the shit

1. Dude you got the iphone
2 .Yea
1. Yo, why would you waste $400, it's a piece of crap
2. Yea?
1. I would get bored of it in like 3 weeks and its so slow and leaves finger prints and it's a waste of money
2. Yea?
1. No, actually im speaking out of my ass because I just can't afford one because im a bum, and i'm jealous. I...Bleep people on my Nextel..i know its gay
2. Yea. Thought so

by richismyname January 3, 2008

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iPhone

Brilliant phone that I would be lost without.

The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.

Person 1: Is that an iPhone?
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: ยฃ250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*

by I am annonymous February 2, 2008

615๐Ÿ‘ 677๐Ÿ‘Ž


iphone

Tool that restricts you in one or multiple ways, but since said tool is considered the norm, you have to use it anyway since no other tool can outperform it.

Joe:

"Whats the iPhone to you?"

Charly:

"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.

Joe:

"That's exactly how I feel"

by rrmm August 21, 2012

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iPhone

"The jesus phone"

I have an iPhone,bow down before me.

by HumorouslyIgnorant July 27, 2009

410๐Ÿ‘ 449๐Ÿ‘Ž


iphone

Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.

Yo im going camping at bestbuy to get the iphone yo WHEN THEY ONLY HAVE 2 IN STOCK!

by BL1NX August 5, 2007

146๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


iphone

Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.

If i had to pick one technological device to have sex with, it would be the iphone.

by Nate7667 January 10, 2007

314๐Ÿ‘ 353๐Ÿ‘Ž


iphone

A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5ร—2.4ร—0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.

Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.

by DylanBK June 30, 2007

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