IB

In IB you can choose two from those three: Sleep, friends, good grades.

Dang, yesterday I went to bed at 4 because of IB

IB

Navy seal training equivalent of high school, except there is no hell week, only hell year.
Soldi- I mean, students, who go through this training are often masters of stealth, as they are no where to be found socializing. In relation to that, they are also equipped with knowledge on how to deal with being captured behind enemy lines, as they have mad BSing skills, and enough acting skills to hide the 30 mins of sleep they had last night.

Normal Student: Yeah, I went through 3 tours in high school, I served in the dash 1 regiment. How about you?
IB student: Special operations, IB division

IB

torture for students so that they have a 0.000001% increased chance of getting into uni

"She takes the IB so she's only half alive."

IB

international baccalaureate, in britain is owning a levels. helps you to get out of the shithole that is england. insanely hard to get in to if you are not upper class and your dad owns a bentley and a small indonesian island.

chav:hey i melon farming hate it round here
IB guy:see you later dickhead

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IBS

An intoxicated beaver smuggler.

Hey man, do you know of an inexpensive way to get beavers across the border? Yeah bro, I know an IBS who will do it for dirt cheap.

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IB

"International Baccalaureate." An academic program that rounds up a school's most open-minded, intellectually gifted, and mentally hard students and beings breaking them and their sanity apart piece by piece.

"Hey, are you in IB?"

"Ye...yea..." *starts crying*

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IBS

Incredible Book Syndrome. A condition requiring frequent and prolonged trips to the bathroom in an attempt to finish a book with minimum interruptions from friends or family members.

I wanted to finish up Assassin's Quest the other night, but my wife wanted to watch Dancing with the Stars together, so I came down with IBS.

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