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when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.
Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."
Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
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One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.
Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"
Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"
Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"
Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."
Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"
Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."
Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"
Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
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not knowing how to do your hair
sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!
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A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
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Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.
Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro
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The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.
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you
"shut the fuck up you illiterate neanderthal" - me, 2022
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