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A drinking game similar to beirut, except that the triangle of cups has 13 cups in the back row, rather than 4. Furthermore, the cups in the middle of the 5th and 7th rows contain an additional full beer (for a total of 1 and 1/5), rather than the usual 1/5. The game is played with 3 people per team, and a simple game (coin toss, rock/paper/scissors, eye to eye, etc) is used to determine who shoots first. All other rules are similar to beirut, which some may call beer pong.
Two straight games of Illuminati are enough to fuck anyone up.
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The organization initially founded in 1776 as the Bavarian Illuminati. Known for being a huge conspiracy. Their internet-famous logo is the green eye in the triangle. Probably watching you rn. Now a dead meme
The Illuminati is destined to set the New World Order
bill cipher looks like the fucking Illuminati
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The most secret umbrella organization over a host of other secret societies designed to maintain control of the otherwise dangerous mass of humanity.
Working similar to Asimov's Foundation, the Illuminati controls and uses oppossing political forces within a country to focus energy that could otherwise result in dangerous conflict into a harmless contest between two Illuminati members playing roles no more real than world-wide wrestling conflicts.
The Illuminati (and their sub organizations) have as their goal the highest goals of providing a world that is safe for peace and virtue. Many members of sub organizations do not even realize that they are being used in larger scale purposes.
The highest order members of the Illuminati are carefully selected from among the leaderships children to ensure that their upbringing has included both the ability and spirit for independent thought and the comittment to service of humanity. Children are not told the nature of the organization until they have proven themselves in adulthood.
The Illuminati are so widespread that members are only able to recogine other members through an intricate network of Christian symbols, religious keywords, secret handshakes, and membership in sub organizations (e.g. Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, Block S, 7 Society, Omega, etc.)
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The ones who sell their soul to the devil for fame and game
True followers include:
Jay-Z
Acomb, Stephen
Donnaly, Colton
Obama, Barrack
Pitt, Brad
Hitler, Adolph
Cruise, Tom
Satan performed a 3 way with Adolf Hitler and Barrack Obama and created the perfect illuminati baby, and named it Stephen Acomb.
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A pejorative for liberal in American politics. It is often used in Republican and conservative circles.
"The those illuminati leftists are trying to raise taxes again."
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A group of wanna-ba forum hackers whose sole mission is to invade party topics and bully around anyone who they feel is "inferior" to them. In my encounters with them, they will make up any lie they can, only to make themselves look good. They usually don't care for the truth and rely on lame "1337 speak" to lure innocent pre-teens to them and shape them into what I describe them as "wanna-be badass pre-teens." They are those who usually have a deadjournal and write n00bish entries about how they think they are the coolest things on the internet.
The Illuminati's greatest stength is in its number of "allies" and the way they bully up on those who are well known with girls, have a interest in Hamtaro and similar anime/games/etc, and/or make simple typos that make them look "homosexual." Usually, their methods would involve anti-homosexual comments, spreading false rumors, impersonations, and massive amounts of ego-boosting.
They are responsible for scaring away all-around nice forum goers such as myself. They are typically banned from the forums that they attempt to invade. If you see them on the forums you go to, the admins would make short work of them in due time.
The Illuminati have such huge egos and are very selfish.
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A two-man secret organization that consists of the camerlengo and a hired killer, the second of which believes he is performing Satanism while actually 'helping' the church. Its main aim is to make the people religious zealots by giving them fear of a long-lost group.
SPECIALITIES: Sadistic murders, antimatter and administering fire burns on people.
MEMBER PROFILES:
HASSASIN
The chief assasin of the Illuminati. A necrophilia perv who likes his women killed or begging to be killed.
JANUS
Camerlengo in disguise. Killed his own father as a service to God. Nearly destroyed Vatican City, as another gift to the Holy Father.
"The Illuminati just called me desperately, saying they'd pay me $50 to attend the church. Suspiciously out of character..."
"Well I too got a call from a 'Illuminati' member too, asking me where my wife was buried. Now why in hell would anyone want to know that??"
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