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when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.
No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!
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Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.
Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.
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Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.
"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"
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Crazy move pulled off by Michael Jackson when preforming smooth criminal. It involves a special shoe...
Jesus fuck! Have you seen that impossible lean?!
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a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."
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The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.
I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.
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