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The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.
Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.
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The chances are if you're searching this you're bored.
fml there's nothing to do right now.. Im bored :(
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" im saying " is used when you agree with something , it's just a different way to say it
kelsey : bro jacob is so hot !!
emma: im saying 😻
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Internet meme popular on imageboards. The origin of this meme is actually from the game Starcraft. A screenshot of one game was sent in to SomethingAwful where one noob player said "dude, where are you?" and his Zerg-rushing opponent 1337h4x replied "im in ur base, killing ur d00dz". The humor of this sentence is that the noob had not realized his opponent was inside his base. Since then it has become one of the most popular internet memes and spawned more photos than you can shake a stick at.
im in ur fridge eating your f00dz
im in ur white howz creationizin werdz
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The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
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