bombed my pants

Bombed my pants. When a female, who's on her period, has a rather atomic leak, and either isn't wearing under wear, or has no pad on. This term can also be used for the shitting of the pants.

Girl-*runs to bathroom*

5 seconds later

(from in stall)- "FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!!!!! Ohhhh shit! I bombed my pants!"

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Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.

David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"

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poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

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Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

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bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL

Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!