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America's armpit. Located between the beautiful state of Illinois and the average state of Ohio, Indiana is the laughing stock of the Midwest and the honorary recipient of the "Most Confederate Northern State" award due to their hatred of blacks and gays. In fact, the KKK was born in the State of Indiana.
Features of Indiana include America's toilet Gary in the Northwest, a lot of corn in the center, and inbred hicks populating the region south of Bloomington. Residents use Indianapolis as the state's saving grace of civilization, but it is no northern metropolis. The suburbs are full of the same hicks that populate the rest of the state - just that they are well-to-do hicks, kind of like those guys on that duck show.
Illinois and Ohio are considering proposals that would use Indiana as their official dumping ground for all waste. This would accomplish both improving the conditions of those states as well as putting Indiana out of its misery once and for all.
Illinoisan 1: "I'm thinking of driving out to New York this summer to visit a buddy."
Illinoisan 2: "Better fly instead - each minute spent in Indiana lowers your IQ by 20 points."
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A state that is full of rednecks if you go to the southern parts suck as sullivan county, terre haute, etc... but if you get to the northern part around roselawn, south bend, demotte, etc... its really pretty, and there arent a bunch of rednecks who fuck thier cousins. The further up north you get in indiana, the better looking people get and the less redneck they are
southern indiana makes me want to shoot myself in the head
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Indiana is a state in the midwest. Sandwiched in between Illinois and Ohio, Indiana is best known for being the world’s largest contiguous cornfield, spanning at least a billion miles across the heartland of the United States. Indiana has the highest percent population of rednecks of any non-Southern state. A significant number of black people also live in certain areas but the only reason why they are allowed to is because they make up the bulk of the Pacers basketball team, since everybody knows that Whitey can’t jump. Indiana culture revolves around four things: corn, basketball, meth labs, and NASCAR.
Redneck 1: "Hey, you got any corn?"
redneck 2: "Take a look around, dipshit. We're in indiana. We LIVE in corn."
Redneck 1: "Oh... well, then you got any Skoal?"
redneck 2: " Hell yeah. It's in my truck over yonder, right next to the meth lab in the back!"
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The most useless state in all of America, even though it is a northern state about 75% of its population like to think they are from the south and try to speak like they have a southern accent but just sound like idiots. Northern Hoosiers take pride in knowing they are close to Chicago and about 50% are rednecks. Middle Indiana has about 75% rednecks, and southern Indiana has about 90% rednecks.
I am from Indiana, pretty much the worst state in America, I give it a -1 star on yelp
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The Asshole of America. Indiana has corn, basketball, rednecks, birthers, shitty weather, CAFO's, corn, bad smells, corrupt county goverments, rude people, hypocritical Jesus freaks, corn, polluted rivers, raptor-killing wind farms, corn, wind, illegal aliens, right-to-work laws, and Elwood.
And corn.
Synonym for "hell" in polite conversation.
Bob: "I'd rather die and go to hell than live in Indiana."
George: "Isn't that redundant?"
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State in the midwest. Largest export corn and the christian coalition. Embaressment of all youth who reside in state. State featuring such notable cities as Gary Kokomo and Indianapolis. See Kokomo for definition of racism.
Gee I'm so Imbarresed to live in Indiana. Kokomo was the site of the largest KKK gathering in history.
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