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Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.
Walking or running inside one's residence to break stagnation and improve digestion.
I did indoor running—especially at night, in the small house I rented in Pharr, Texas I moved my bed away from the wall and ran around the house daily.
Running inside one's residence to break stagnation and improve digestion.
In the small house I rented in Pharr, Texas I moved my bed away from the wall and did indoor running—especially at night.
During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.
“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”
1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
The power to stay inside your air conditioned home for as long as it takes until this heat wave breaks.
Too effing HOT. Gonna roll up, pack up, chill up and get our indoor-ance on!!