insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

insta-tweet

Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.

Why do people insta-tweet their every move?

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

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Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

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Insta-Gram

When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

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insta-fav

Short for instant favorite. Used when the option 'favorite' is available to show you like something.

"I was on DeviantArt the other day and found this awesome photograph, which was a total insta-fav in my opinion."

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