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The elements that keep Knuckles} going
Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going
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When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.
Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction
IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS
an action you commit based purely on instinct.
an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.
"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"
"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."
Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.
(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)
Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*