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Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
Intense like that; meaning just being so powerful, extreme and extraordinary that it excuses all actions
“omg he just drank an entire vodka bottle” “ikr, he is just intense like that!!”
One of the world's most secret legends, there have only been a handful ever known to exist and the definition is known amongst only them. Some have said that an Intense Nudie is the Ying to Earth's Yang, but it is only speculation from the bravest of souls who dare to learn of its meaning. For anyone to learn it's meaning without being worthy would inspire the Gods to summon storms across the world, resulting in winds so fierce that would cause the Pacific to engulf North America and chasms in the Earth's crust so large that Africa may disappear.
So for God's sake just move on and be glad that you never inquired further about the.... Intense Nudie
John: Dayum girl, youz one Intense Nudie
Ying: You don't even know what that means!
John: Uhmm, HELLOOO like I totally do
Ying: ...Mother of God
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A phrase used to describe something that is incredibly intense. Much like the tension one gets when playing bingo.
"...so i was being chased by the serial killer, it was intense, and i'm talking BINGO Intense..."
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Possessing an intention with frought meaning
Intense intention procures action and produces desirable results.
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When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.
:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.
Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW
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1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'
2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
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