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An extreamly awesome and funny little green alien that used to air on nick until some faggots took him off.
Invader zim is an aweome little dude. All who hates him has no life.
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A show first aired on Nickelodeon, which was actually much better off before they canceled it after a couple of years or so.
It's about a green alien from a planet called Irk, sent on a fraud mission to take over the planet Earth. Problem's that he's arrogant and foolish plus such little controversy stops him, so he never exactly reaches his goal.
"Do not question me!" - Invader Zim
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Invade poland is when you are going to shove your penis through a girl really hard, almost brutally! Barbarian style, no fingering or licking before, just a really hard push from the first time! Not recommended on virgins lol.
Girl u`d better relax cause i`m gonna invade poland!
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The action of inserting one finger in the anus and one in the vagina simultaneously, so that the hand makes a 'V'.
You are bored with your sex life, and need to spice it up a little. You look your partner in the eyes and you both simultaneously shout "Its Vader Invader time!” After this, it is time to form the magical hand shape of the Vader "V", with 2 finger widths for experienced females, and 1 finger width for the "Fresh" females. Once the shape has been formed, invade your partner with a vicious thrust of the arm into both the anus and the vagina openings.
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Possibly one of the darkest (and one of my most favorite) cartoons on Nickelodeon.
Of course, it was canceled because Nick needs MOAR time for shit shows like iCarly.
Totally logical, amirite?
Nickelodeon's view:
Invader Zim = Dark
Dark = NOT PREPPY
Dark = BAD!!!
*cancels show*
Most other people's view:
Invader Zim = Dark
Dark = NOT PREPPY
Dark = Good!!
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Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.
A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."
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often a rich kid or trust funder who moves to your area (especially nyc, la, big cities etc) from a cow poke town and takes up your space, driving rent and all costs of living up. these are especially despised hipsters who start repping the city they've invaded as if it were there own.
ex: Paul moved to brooklyn to attend Pratt, he began saying he was from "BK all day" while his parents paid exorbitant rent so he could hang in nyc, what a fucking space invader!
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