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When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.
Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.
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Being deployed to Iraq for an extended tour while collecting "combat pay" and all wages are tax free without having any major financial commitments at home. As if that makes putting your life on the line okay.
I bought a new car when I got home cause I'm "Iraq Rich", b*tch!
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The Iraq War's a nice throwback to 1000 years ago. Except with guns.
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An unjustified war with changing motives. It was brought up by years of lies.
Idiot: Why do you disagree with the Iraq War?
Smart man: Because there was no reason for it and no weapons of mass destruction?
Idiot: So you'd still rather have Saddam in power?
Smart man: No, but it wasn't work the deaths of Americans and civilians, and it we could used the money for better.
Idiot: well....uh...its people like Saddam bin laden that can't enjoy hannukagh....uhhh....fuck you!
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Lost, no radio traffic, low on fuel, low on ammunition, no MREs outside the wire west of the Hershey Bypass somewhere in the middle of Iraq.
I was gonna go to your sister's house and pick her up but, I'm really not up for it. Besides, she lives downtown near the fifth ward man, and my cell phone is dead, I just used my last twenty for some grub and gas, man that's like bumfuck Iraq all over again!
When a man craps in a blender and puts whipped cream in the blender, then after blending pours on partners chest. Then smears around with his face.
Man i gave that chick an iraq mudswirl last night!