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The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.
Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.
Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.
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FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
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15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"
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February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend
Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day
September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means
You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"
Bully your friend named Alex on October the 30th
“Oh it’s October the 30th! It’s bully your friend Alex day!”
on September 22 you get to grab your friends ass
thank me later
bob-its grab your friends ass day so can i grab your ass
jessica - yea just get it over already
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