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Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 28, 2018


Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 8, 2008


dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 27, 2021


Zigmoid Process

Next to your zephnu

your zigmoid process is ugly

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

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process tech

Someone who wasnโ€™t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a โ€œpretendgineerโ€

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

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Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010

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Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD August 7, 2008

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