tuck

when a she-male who has both a penis and a vagina, crams the penis into the vagina in order to hide it from people.

a she male who tucks her penis into her vagina.

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tucks

A british 3Head that drinks stella and surfs maxvel maps. WeirdChamp

Why can't you pronounce words right? Because you're Bri-ish like Tucks

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tuck

An absurdly small truck. Those who drive tucks are usually losers, retards, freaks, idiots, morons, pussies, whimps, wannabes, whiners, dorks, pathetic excuses for wiggers. They are sometimes seen in the circus driven by clowns.

That huge truck could eat that tuck any day of the week.
Thousands of clowns piled in and out of the tuck at the circus.

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Tuck It In

When your shirt is untucked you heard a fat Mexican man say “TUCK IT IN”

- HEY TUCK IT IN

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tucked

A guitar that is completely out of tune - tune-fucked.

"Hey man, mind if I jam on you guitar"
"Sure. You might need to tune it though, its completely tucked."

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the tuck

When a man tucks his penis instrument between his legs, thus mocking a vagina, also known as a mangina. Also the tuck is very oftenly brought up by people usually with the name of Jesus, they fantasize about it, talk about it every day, and very possibly dream of it.

Jay does the tuck on Clerks 2. Silence of the Lambs.

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tuck and rub

The proper response to thank you.

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.

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