Jackin Stolly

The act of a male masturbating in a bathroom stall until ejaculation. At the point of jackulation the male points his penis onto the door handle and releases the semen onto the handle. The following person will then touch the semen when leaving the stall

Stolly:Oh,oh,oh...ahhhhhhh

'Leaves stall
Victim:'Enter stalls
Victim:Doo a Doo 'Flushes
Victim: Oh man, what is this on my hands. Dang that Jackin Stolly.

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Jackin' beats

stealing music off the internet or illegal downloading music.

i like jackin' beats when i'm bored

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Jackin' Around

Fooling around, if your name is Jack

Your just minding your own business when someone yells "Stop Jackin' Around"

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flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.

Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.

Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".

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jackin the cobb

A corny way of describing masturbating

Hey Adam, are you Jackin the cobb?

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