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when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white
that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.
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moving the hand up and down the penis to create an orgasm
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Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands
George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
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Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.
That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
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jack off is what most young guys often like to do.
I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
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When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male
I was caught jacking off by my mother
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