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when the bowl is beat of ash and each person take a hit of it and once it pulls through the beat goes into the persons mouth like you get shot
a lot like how in Russian roulette how you the gun goes to your mouth and maybe you'll be shot maybe you wont
dude i just got a mouthful of beat cause of i played Jamaican Roulette
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A choclatey brownie that gets you phunked up. The most delicious of all treats. Used with normal brownie mix and weed. fry the weed in the oil (use recipe on box) (2mins on 50% heat) strain and add oil to the rest of the recipe on the back of the box. The THC from the weed is in the oil, heat realeses THC.
She made these Jamaican brownies, I had a couple and I swear you could see the smurfs in the corner singing.
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When one inserts his testicle into a woman's vagina during intercourse
Last night i fully angry jamaican'd this chick...
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To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.
This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.
"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
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When you take the blunt or the bong or whatever your smoking out of, go into the bathroom, turn the shower on hot, and let the room steam up while your smoking. The steam opens up your pores and you get higher.(Try it)
*When doing a jamaican rainshower with just you and a female, there's a 95% chance she wants to have sex with you.
-Dude you are walking hella funny..are you faded?
-Man, I'm straight dead. I had a "Jamaican Rainshowers" before I left for school.
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When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair.
My mom totally caught me busting out a Jamaican Jerk last night.
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A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.
English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."
Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."
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