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Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.
Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy
Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another
Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.
Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.
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japans answer to american muscle, where as the american cars were mainly from the 60's/70's, japanese were from the late 80's to Todayish. Where as American muscle relied on mostly beefy V8's with TONS of torque, Japanese usually range from I4's to V6's fitted with twin turbos. In my personal belief, both are good, it just depends on your tastes.
1: Supra, 3000gt, Skyline/GT-R, Impreza WRX STI, Evo. Lancer, S2000, 350z, NSX, RX-7/8, Integra, ect.
2: Mike: *Rolls up in a R32 Skyline* Like my new car?
Joe: Fuck man, this is the muscle club, fuck ya doin' with that shit?
Mike: Dude, this is fucking Japanese Muscle
Joe: ... Oh shit, your right, nice ride bro!
Mike: Haha, I know
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A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.
I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.
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The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.