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JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.
That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.
something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one
1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."
2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
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Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.
There are only 2 rules which are:
-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"
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When a man masturbates to deal with stress.
1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
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Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.
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If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.
Jerking off is very simple, I will teach you "How To Jerk Off"
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