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Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
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Ett dampbarn som inte har något like, är arg över att han heter ”Jocke”.
”ÅÅÅÅOOOH JAG HETERRRRR JJJOOOOCKEEEE” - Jocke
”Fan vad Jocke ska vara arg då” - Jockes ”kompisar”
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noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
1) Mary is such a jock, i had those shoes last week.
2) Mary jocked those shoes.
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In the case of school:
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.
Members of the football, baseball, soccer, basketball teams or any dangerous contact sport.
All male, professional athletes.
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A teen guy in high school or secondary school, who is obsessed with keeping fit and his 6 pack in tone. The opposite of a nerd, who nerds often envy for getting most of the girls. Similar to spice boys, but not so fussed on the clothing.
Usually found playing sport and being in the football, soccer, rugby squad. Sterotypically always have girls with them whilst they show off their bodies often. Can be clever at schoolwork, or sometimes can be the one who doesnt pay attention and wants to go out and play some ball.
Can be found wearing blazers (especially USA) with team logos on and sponsors etc. Typically handsome young guys.
Nerd-"That damn jock just stole the ball off me again!"
Guy-"Maybe thats because hes twice as fast as you as hes in the relay team!?"
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The use of jocking. Like bitchassness.
"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."
A thin,popular,white hat wearing highschooler.
Dylan Klebold: Everybody with the white hats stand up!
Jock: uh oh!