joystick
noun:
1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller
2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.
1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.
Preferably used to nickname a Causcasian's small penis.
Girl1:oh, he's cute.
Girl2: you think he's cute. Just wait until you see his Atari joystick. It's adorable. Haha
Girl1: did you feel it, at least?
Girl2: lol no
When you shove chicken fingers up your ass
Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick
Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick