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joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis

His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.

by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019


Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money July 20, 2013


atari joystick

Preferably used to nickname a Causcasian's small penis.

Girl1:oh, he's cute.
Girl2: you think he's cute. Just wait until you see his Atari joystick. It's adorable. Haha
Girl1: did you feel it, at least?
Girl2: lol no

by Tonydude69 September 22, 2015


Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by June 9, 2021


Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021


jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 16, 2023