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A sport invented by Rob Dyrdek and Steve Berra. It is where you simply use go karts to hit a soccer ball into the goal. It is the coolest sport ever made.
Hey Doug, do you want to play some Go Kart Soccer?
Yeah, let me go get my go Kart!
One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.
Gertrude pimped out her granny go-kart
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When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.
1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)
2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)
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Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.
*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*
Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!
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The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008
It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item
Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today
The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii
The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online
Mario kart wii was a fun game
A: I heard he is playing Super Tux Kart.
B: Wow! He's a chad gamer!
Crash nitro kart, or CNK is a 2003 racing video game by Vicarious Visions and Universal Interactive for PS2 and Xbox.
Despite its G/U certificate rating, friendly story line, and whimsical graphics, it is fucking evil, and notoriously difficult to beat for your below average gamer or casual gamer.
Filled with levels designed to infuriate the player to the extreme.
The final cutscene at the end, however, is the greatest satisfaction on Earth, knowing that it's finally over. It is also highly addictive, best played as a team effort if you are particularly crap at it.
Abbreviation is CNK, which can be used to express difficulty in day to day life.
1. Fuck me that test was CNK. I'm gonna fail no doubt.
2. Me: Where's James?
Her: Oh we haven't seen him in days, not since he started crash nitro kart.