The act of having sex while wearing a Batman costume
My husband loves to dress up, last night we even had a dirty Keaton
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v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.
*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."
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The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!
Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'
Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'
A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time
Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger
A racist little white boy who cries when his racism catches up to him
Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.
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Someone who has a very very small penis
Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha
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keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you
keaton cairns' cat got ran over