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dirty keaton

The act of having sex while wearing a Batman costume

My husband loves to dress up, last night we even had a dirty Keaton

by Sexmate99 May 7, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

by sbj1786 February 17, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


keaton speirs

The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!

Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'

Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'

by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 5, 2017


keaton krieger

A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time

Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger

by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018


keaton jones

A racist little white boy who cries when his racism catches up to him

Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.

by Bearkat5 December 12, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


keaton cairns

keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you

keaton cairns' cat got ran over

by segcyme April 3, 2021