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kelsey

major bitch that swears too much. boyfriend stealer. will soon be a whore the way shes heading. makes bad decisions in her life. cant pick out right guys. isnt resposible.

wow look at kelsey over there flirting with my boyfriend!

by kiki hatchi January 5, 2009

1500๐Ÿ‘ 1845๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelsey

Super pretty. Long hair and big brown eyes. She has a fat ass and a slim waist.

I want to fuck Kelsey.

by Theylovemee February 27, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


kelsey

an amazing guy (the one i know is a guy). you can talk to him for hours and not get bored. you can tell him anything and he wont think any less of you. You can trust him always and he will never talk about you behind your back.

Me: YES hes online!!!
Friends: who????
Me:kelsey
(two hours later)
Friends:Are you still talking to him???
Me: yeah

by arandomninjashhh January 23, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelsey

A girl who has a really loud laugh, shes a total cum dumpster, and she is a bad roommate. She frequently pukes after drinking because she can't hold her damn liquor. Despite all these bad qualities, she is a really good friend, but smokes more than a chimney and will start to develop lung cancer by age 22.

"Wow, I was so Kelsey last night."

"I told you not to drink and smoke that much, now youre puking in my garbage can."

by Magarella March 26, 2009

867๐Ÿ‘ 1214๐Ÿ‘Ž


the kelsey

When your doing innercorse with your partner and she's in doggystyle and while your fucking her in the vagina, you pull out and shove all of you cock and ram it in her asshole, without her knowing.

So when I went to my girlfriend's house I surprised my girlfriend with The Kelsey!

by Alpha J November 19, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelsey

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and nicest woman you will ever meet

Kelsey is the best girl to have around

by SunshineHippieGirl August 9, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kelsey

a wanna be girl who's stuck up and thinks she's the shiznit!!! could never win a fight because she CAN'T fight!

Ugh! She's acts like kelsey!

by ima hata blocka! April 7, 2009

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