short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool
"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"
Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.
Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.
Stupid; get a U grade in mathematics
Kelvin is a math teacher now
A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat
he is quiet small he is a kelvin
A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat
he is quiet small he is a kelvin
On a scale of 0 - 10 degree Celsius, he's a -273 because he's a Kelvin
Kelvin: Kevin who has a L
Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth
Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true