Kizzy Capping

This is a term used when someone is capping so hard, that they must add the kizzy to the front to show just how unlikely the situation is.

"I like totally just rizzed up your daughter Mr. White," said Jesse. "Nah fam, you is definitely kizzy capping rn, said Walter."

Pulling A Kizzy

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

mohammed@jihadsunited.com says: sup
bigpimpin69@bangbros.com says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy
mohammed@jihadsunited.com says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier
bigpimpin69@bangbros.com says: good for you

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no kizzy kap

when you is not joking

Gian: Ima pop yu rq betta watch ya back!
DooDoo: Ight bet

Gian: I fucked yo girl last night too no kizzy kap!
DooDoo: Ight bet .

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Pizzy kizzy

A pizzy kizzy is when you piss in your mouth and hold it there like a chipmunk, until it gets hot and you kiss a girl and spit it into there mouth

Girl: josh gives the best pizzy kizzy’s ever

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Kizzy Gee

A nickname for someone called Kirsty or Kirsten whos last name begins with a G. This person is usually ginger and a fashonista. Usually likes frappucinos

Molly "Hey Kizzy Gee!"
Kirsten "Hey! Lets go buy clothes that dont clash with my hair and drink frappucinos!!"

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All fizzy no kizzy

A hip way of saying "all facts, no cap". This is what cool kids are saying nowadays to affirm something is very true, and not a lie in anyway.

GUY 1: Hey slime, this peach cobbler is bussin
GUY 2: word, thats all fizzy no kizzy

No kizzy extra glizzy

The sus way of no kizzy

Bro homie is hung “no kizzy extra glizzy” -Syhuko number 1 champ