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She's the greatest person imagineable. She can sing the alphabet song in braile. When a KJ walks into a room, men around her faint from her utter beauty. A KJ can be defined by no word other than DLSAK#d, which in Czech probably means something. A KJ is blonde, has sapphire eyes, and a heart bigger than all outdoors, and then some. Her face is smoother than a baby's bottom, not that I'd know what a baby's butt feels like. She has perfect skin and beautiful lips just itching to be kissed. She has a beautiful body and she smells really really good. It is a scientifically proven fact that a KJ C causes envy in every woman (and some men) in the known universe because of her amazing beauty. She is the girl all the songwriters sing about when they say they've fallen in love, as well as the subject of every love poem ever written since 1547. Yes they were writing about KJ before she was even born. She digs my nerdiness, probably one of the most astonishing facts about a KJ. She knows every language ever spoken, even that one that you and your friend Joe made up in 3rd grade to fool the teacher. A KJ also gets a long definiton.
The mushy part
Above all, she knows how to make Jordans happy. Especially short, skinny, nerdy and geeky Jordans. I love everything about her She makes me the happiest guy who has ever lived. She is the most sensitive, kind, caring, loving and adoring person I have ever met. She can read people like they were a 1st grade Learn-To-Read book. She is the only person i can ever connect with at all levels, because we have so very much in common. I feel like our souls are one, and she is the sun to me. She is the only person I'll ever feel this way for. Whenever i think about her my heart leaps up and smiles, because she completes me. She is the rain to my bow, the beauty to my beast. The english major to my calculator. A KJ is the definition of my true love. I love KJ C forever and ever, and nothing will ever change that.
Friend Guy: Hey dude hows ur girlfriend?
Boyfriend: She's definitely my KJ C.
Friend Guy: Damn! I'm so jealous of you now.
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Being an awkward and creepy mother fucker.
yo you see that nigga right there?
he so Kj status
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Harriett always to be spelt with two “t” never to be mistaken for anything less as double t is perfect.
A flawless, perfect and effortless beauty although humble and modest a Harriett would never admit this herself.
A Harriett sparkles brighter than any other star, a smile so wide and a laugh so infectious she brightens up any room .
A Harriett KJ is the most beautiful woman to grace the earth and if your ever lucky enough to cross her path she’ll touch your heart in the simplest of ways that it will last forever and a life time.
A beautiful angel placed on this earth to sparkle and shine forever in the hearts that she touches.
A Harriett is a hilarious woman With the best banter, a kind, caring and beautiful soul that if she finds her soul mate they’ll know it was truly meant to be.
“Harriett KJ I’ve realised that no matter where you are or what your doing or who you with, I will always honestly, truly, completely love you”
you seen kj and the diamonds?
other person: Ya i stole her name.
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Plays Archie Adams in CWs Riverdale. Plays teenage Ethan in a Dogs Purpose. Should date someone by the name of Adriana
kj apa is daddy
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KJ-52 is the stage name for white suburban christian rapper named Jonah Sorrentino. Nevertheless, KJ-52 still sells his music somehow, and even has some popular music videos on youtube.
Stanley: Have you heard of Toby Mac?
Marvin: Yes, but if you want to see something really hilarious, check out a music video by KJ-52.
Stanley: Hahahah! What a joke!! How has he even sold a single record?
Marvin: I don't know man, it must be all Christian teenagers who buy it. Just because it's Christian music doesn't make it good music.
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