cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.

Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.

Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko

The national anthem of the rhythm game osu!

"Hey x, wanna see me farm the hell out of Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko?"
"Sure"

HIME HIME (HIME), SUKI SUKI DAISUKI, HIME (HIME), KIRA KIRA RIN 🌟, OOKIKU NAARE MAHOU KAKETE MO, HIME WA HIME NANAO HIME NANODA, HIME HIME, RAABU HIME FAITO 🌟

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Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.

Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.

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Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

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Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai

Also known as Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions it is an amazing anime filled with romance, drama, comedy and action. Its the best anime.

Person 1:Hey, have you seen Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!
Person 2:Yes, Its the best anime ever!

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Koi fishing

When 2 people suck each other's toes 69 style. References those cliché koi pictures where each fish's mouth is by the other's tail.

Those freaks were caught koi fishing in the attic!

A Koi

“A Koi” Is Making The General Chat In A Discord Server’s Cooldown 6 Hours Thinking It Will Go Back To Normal For Everyone Once They Change It Back.

“Ferret Did A Koi”
or
“Do You Remember When Ferret Did A Koi?”