Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby
kolbie is probably one of the funniest and hottest girls you’ll ever meet. she always is down to party and drink. she’ll probably be crazy in and out of bed. she is SO brutally honest and has a smart ass mouth but also loves to hard. kolbie will fall in love with any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. she attracts a bunch of guys but she will end up pushing them all away. if you meet her she’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you!
“hey kolbie is so funny”
- yeah she should be a comedian and a model