Funky Kong

Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)

The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.

That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!

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funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

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white kong

1. A pale dude
2. A white person's dick
3. A gang leader in Malibu

The shooter, identified as white kong, has gone on a rampage in the streets.

Justin is white kong.

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Hong Kong

An autonomous region which belongs to China as of now. Also called Hong Kong Special Autonomous Region of People's Republic of China, or Hong Kong, China.

Even if Hongkongers and mainland Chinese share same ethnicity, they are usually distinguished in large context. For example, Hongkongers are not ruled by Chinese Communist Party but have their own government separated from Beijing. Hongkongers may feel awkward if they are just referred to as 'Chinese' rather than 'Hong Kong Chinese' or 'Hongkongers'.

Majority of Urban Dictionary users support Hong Kong independence and Hong Kong being an independent country called Republic of Hong Kong.

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hong kong

It is a wonderful place that citizens there have Conscience.
The people in there fight for freedom and justice.
Polices there are evil and treat the protestors cruelly

5 demands not one less!

Citizen A: We are living in Hong Kong, not China!
Citizen B: Yes we are justice while Chinese are evil!

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kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

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kong fuhrer

The ancient fighting style of our lord and savior Hitler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When Hitler was surrounded by Ninjews in the battle of 1658 he fought his way to victory with the use of Kong Fuhrer