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According to Dane Cook, Kool Aid is a big talking bowl of punch wearing tights who breaks through your walls screaming "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Most children love the giant bowl of punch, but Dane wants Kool Aid man to fix his wall before his dad comes home and beats him with a toaster.
Damn that stupid bowl of punch broke through my wall again!
Fuck that Kool Aid man!
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This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.
Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!
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"you're all up in the kool aide and don't even know the flavor"
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A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
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One of two beverages that a nigga will drink, the other being malt liquor
Daquan: Hey Leroy, you want some kool-aid Nigga?
Leroy: Fuck yeah! you got grape?
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Slang for propaganda that tastes good on the surface, but eventually kills you. A certain Jim Jones took his cult of almost 900 people to Africa and when investigated for human rights abuses, gave the entire cult Kool-Aid laced with Cyanide to kill them and cover his tracks, telling them that the Russians were coming to kill them.
Thus, the association of Kool-Aid with political propaganda and lies.
Dumb Democrat: Dude, this new guy Obama is so great. He is going to lower taxes, help out the middle class and stop corporate fraud.
Smart Republican: (under his breath) Drink the Kool-Aid, my children...
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