Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.
ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
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A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesnโt know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg
"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"
1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!
A Bulgarian singer. He won 2nd place in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest.
Did you know Kristian Kostov speaks 4 languages fluently?
an athletic male with a small penis
youre a kristian zalac
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Girl 1: he called me fat
Girl 2: sounds like a Kristian budd