Rob Lam

'Rob Lam' is the ancient tradition of a village located on the border of Vietnam and China, Shlam village.

It is a sex position that involves a woman with a large buttocks greasing her naked behind and rubbing it all over the also naked reclined male. The woman then sits motionless on the man's face, whilst he masturbates for up to and over an hour.

This mysterious tradition dates back thousands of years.

'Did you seen that documentry on Shlam village'

'Yeah, that Rob Lam thing was really strange'
'Mhmmm.... Dat ass doe'

Carrie Lam

1. Current Chief Executive of Hong Kong, CCP's puppet.

2. Self-proclaimed mother of all Hongkongers.

3. True mother of Hong Kong's mutual destruction. (Cantonese: 攬炒, laam2 caau2)

Single-handedly forced a democratic awakening among Hongkongers early 2019 by pushing forward the Extradition Bill and allowing police brutality.

Hongkonger: Liberate Hong Kong! Democracy now!
Nmslese: nmsl
Carrie Lam: oh crap.

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Khlo Khlo and Lam Lam

The pet names Khloe Kardashian Odom and Lamar Odom use for each other

"Khlo Khlo where's the chicken"

Or

"Where's my Lam Lam"

Or

" I'm going to Khlo Khlo and Lam Lam house"

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Carrie Lam

Chief Exceutive of HKG. Weird animal.

Carrie Lam is weird.

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brandie lam

the most awsome and perfect person in the world

hahaha i love u brandie lam - matt :

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Collin Lam

Collin Lam is the supreme leader of the short 7th graders union (S7G) and is known for having uncontrollable erections whenever he sees a woman, masturbates about 12 times a day. He controls his midget goons to suck his 2 millimeter cock everyday.

Damn, Collin Lam's cock is pretty small.

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run