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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 17, 2006


LankE

A “LankE” can be defined 2 ways. It can either be a silly looking dodo bird, with a very sassy attitude.

Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.

Peep my soundcloud.

The Wild LankE was discovered near the pool, being a sassy little bitch.

by WorkPants September 4, 2018


Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight

i was lanked yesterday

by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016


lank zone

a state of being in your feels and overall sad

"Whats the deal with Grant?" "He's in the lank zone because he just got dumped, don't worry it'll pass."

by sometimessepe November 7, 2017


lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS September 26, 2007


Long lank

a very long and lanky boi but a very good friendo who has a lot of friendos including a small boi and a medium-sized boi

Me: Oi oi u Long lank
Long lank: Wassup boi

by gam3ral June 17, 2019


lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.

Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017