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The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.
Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt
Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot
this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz
HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Singaporean word for WHAT THE HELL
Wa lauuuuu why you do this to me
pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet
:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman
Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.
kid who sucks dick
guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger
guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau
A type of girl that shows happiness in public but vice versa in private.need someone to comfort her, matured thinking, doesn't waste time in pointless thing like relationship,looks does play part in her opinion but personality can top it
Her partner is so lucky
Girl 1:look at naomi,she seems so happy
Girl 2:are you sure,she might be hiding her happiness? She's Naomi Lau right?