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The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.
"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"
"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."
The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.
"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"
The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .
Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.
*says with anticipation and fear*
Fiery drops of liquid shit. Generally released in small spurts and drops due to the sheer burn and anal clenching. Brought on by poor dietary choices.
Too many jalapeños on my nachos yesterday caused the lava drops today.
Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.
I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.
Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.
This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.
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