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When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.
John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
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after doing anal with a female, the cum leaks from her butthole. Thus creating an image of a leaking donut.
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to urinate(see also piss, whiz)
I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.
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The act of releasing urine from a female's genitals.
'I'm just nipping off for a gash leak'.
When a person's shorts are extremely short and the bottom of their butt cheeks hang (leak) a little out of the bottom of their shorts.
Susan definitely has some cheek leak out of those daisy dukes.
n. or v. When you intially push out a massive fart, but you still have multiple reamaining smaller farts that continue to occur after for a short period of time.
You: "Hey bro you smell that?"
Friend:"Uhh, sorry man i just had a gas leak..."
You:"Oh, you better close that up quick!"
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A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
As president of the company, Sandy gave her company outlook at the annual stock holders meeting. Her enthusiastic presentation came to an abrupt pause when she began to Speak and Leak. The semen from the Room Service Attendant she had lured to her hotel room for sex began to run down her leg.
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