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An acronym for someone who is seemingly lucky in doing the impossible without any effort.
Last week that lucky leprechaun Howie made a shot that was so impossible, I think he went to church and prayed afterwards.
A ginger under 5’ setting his pushes on fire, Dancing around to put them out. Then feeding the ashes to his sexual partner.
I gave Melissa a little leprechaun last night, it was crazy.
Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.
Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.
leprechaun Pansexual Sex Kinky
St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day
A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.
"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."
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A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.
Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!
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When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.
My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.
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have sex with a midget on freshly cut grass then cum on them, kick them in the shins, push them over. Then they roll around in pain and get covered in grass.
The angry leprechaun chased me all the way home
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