Someone dumb that will believe nonsense on the internet poorly written by an unknown writer but has trust issues when it comes to anything that has to remotely involve a male in a real world application.
Wow Linda, you were so right about that one urbandictionary definition.
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When you take a particularly solid, and girthy, shit in someone's lap.
She was being a moody bitch, so I gave her a Linda.
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A Sexual Act or position, where one participant uses a Strap-On Dildo or Vibrator to forcefully and unapologetically penetrate the anus for the punishment of the receiving party and the sexual gratification of neither.
After that disaster of a family get-together where Julie was verbally abused and diminished by Steveโs Mom, Julie couldnโt WAIT to give Steve โThe Lindaโ when they got home!
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A Linda is a middle aged white woman who goes for power walks and eats salad for all three meals of the day. Linda the the person to have a son who listens to rap music so she tries to he hip by saying "what's the hizzle my nizzle!?"
I was at the grocery store and a Linda was looking at the organic dish washer soap
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A counter-terrorist woman specialized in destroying ISIS. Also known as "The Kebab Krusher".
"I will destroy ISIS.", said Linda
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The baddest bitch you will ever meet in your entire life.
Sheโs a girlboss.
A: Is that Linda?
B: must be, cause sheโs a girlboss.
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girl with way too much self-esteem
loves only herself
Linda: pรครคsk
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