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Similar to "Miller Lite."
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Arguably the most overrated beer in the world.
Taste no better than Busch but cost more.
Dude1: Hey lets get some good beer tonight, Lets get Miller Lite.
Dude2: Fuck that Miller Lite sucks, lets get something else.
Dude1: But it won all those world beer cups, it must be good.
Dude2: Yeah because Miller Lite is overrated.
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A person who is your friend, only because they have good beer in their fridge, or because they have money to buy you a beer.
Sam: "Hey where were you last night?"
Mark: "Oh I was hanging with Kevin."
Sam: "Right. Kevin, your buddy lite."
Mark: "Yup. He has Heineken."
Sam: "Mark, you're pathetic."
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a money driven women who if she knows you got money will use sex to get it. works it with a sad story (dog died,barn burned down)
i'm not a prostitute! i only hook when i'm lite on cash. so you can call me a lite hook.
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The item I have stuck in my ass help
"yo dude I love playing my DS lite, wanna play together soon?"
"Yeah I just need to uh get it real quick"
*muffled ds lite startup plays*
The American version of an English Shandy, where beer and lemonade are mixed. A Gator-Lite is mixing Coors Light, with a Yellow/Lemon Gatorade. About a 2-1 ratio, beer to Gatorade. Invented to extend those drinking days that turn into nights. The Gatorade hydrates you, while still drinking beer. Other cheap light beers and flavors of Gatorade can been used.
Buddy 1: "I wanna keep drinking but I starting to get dehydrated"
Buddy 2: "Have yourself a Gator-Lite"
Duder 1: "Yo, we gonna be drinking in the sun all day and then going out tonite, don't forget to pack some Gatorade in that cooler for a couple of Gator-Lites later"
A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
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