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(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.
Him: Baby I'm hornay.
Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.
Him: whore.
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1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.
2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.
1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?
2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!
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God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
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White people. They tan on our Hawaiian (or ANY of the) beaches and turn red. Just like lobsters. They're also hella annoying and think they're so great...until they meet their fiery red death.
Walk faster, there's a lobster stumbling over. Dumb FLOP
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A rich persons version of crabs.
Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
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Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.
Great....here comes that Lobster again!
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