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A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
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The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.
We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.
Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.
Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.
Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
When a person of little means, manages to create a situation where they are injured and in turn sues for large amounts of money.
A boy who was stealing copper wire from a building was electrocuted. The family sued the building owners and won. Lucky for them they didn't spend much on his education or upbringing, I guess they always knew he'd win the low lottery for them.
Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.
Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.
When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.
She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?
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