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Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.
Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.
A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.
John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.
one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.
bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.
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A male who can masturbate with anything he can find.
Dude, did you here about Chuck, he just used two rubber-bands and a popsicle stick two wack-it in our bathroom, what a Filthy- MacGyver!
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To assemble or construct a devise or contraption with the use of items such as duct tape, WD40, Marlboro boxes, etc.
"We didn't have any bungee cords, so we Redneck MacGyvered the tarp to the pick-up truck with duct tape and fishing line."
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(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.
(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.
(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
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A woman who has the potential to be attractive, but some small thing about her style keeps her from attaining true "hot" status...
Just like the women MacGyver rescued.
Guy1: Well, she's kinda hot, but at the same time, not so much.
Guy2: Yeah, she's a total MacGyver Chick.
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