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1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"
" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."
"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"
"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."
Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"
FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!
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A British newspaper founded in 1896 by Lord Northcliffe.
Its stance is very right wing some would suggest as far right (it supported the nazi party between 1933 and 1939 and called Hitler "Adolf the great" and had the headline "hurrah for the black shirts")
It is critical about the BBC and claims that it is biased to the left.The newspaper is strongly against homosexuality,immigration and the European union.
Notable columnists in the Mail are Richard Littlejohn, jan moir and amanda plattell. They have all courted controversy Littlejohn said after the Ipswich murders of five women, Littlejohn described the victims as "disgusting, drug-addled street whores" and their deaths as "no great loss". He added that for prostitutes, "death by strangulation" is "an occupational hazard" stemming from their "free will".
Shall I buy a Daily Mail or the Sun?
That Richard Littlejohn article in the Daily Mail shows that he is obviously a repressed homosexual!!
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The most retaded thing on the internet; EVER.
Chain mail ususally tells you to passs it on, or something bad will happen to you.
Some people are really gullable and are usually idiots therefore they believe it so they pass it on.
Others are wise to the bullshit and ignore them.
They are really annoying, I usually get like 57866476756 emails per day and like 3 are actual emails.
What a chain mail usually says:
"Send this to 500000000000 people in the next 1.123 seconds or the ghost of your long lost uncle will rape your dog!"
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A chain mail is when someone pass's some dumb thing to another and another and another(ETC...) Heres a example:
Send This To 50People In the next 10minutes and your crush will kiss you but.. you must press ALT+f4 And say your name 10times say your moms name 10times and on friday your crush will kiss you!
chain mail
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A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.
Royal mail.
Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "
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When the top of the crack of someone's huge ass can be seen because of low-waisted pants or shorts, and the gap is so wide or large that a parcel or large envelope could fit. Not to be confused with Coin Slot, a much smaller crack that accommodates change.
In the parking lot today at Wal-Mart I saw an enormous woman clammer off of her mobility scooter and load her groceries into her busted-ass minivan. She was showing off her Mail Slot when she slid the door closed to head back to the trailer park. The gap must have been four inches across.
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Usually an email that's of MORE INTEREST to the sender, than of the recipient.
Someone sends you an email (Gee Mail) that asks you to forward it to TEN other people or you will lose your right testicle. If you are a woman, you won't lose yours, but your boyfriend or husband will.
OR: you get an email about your friend's or family's kid making honor roll at school, prompting you to say "Gee" who gives a damn? My kid can't even spell his name!